Islanders & Sailors
thelegendofzelda:

ok. so u mean to tell me that u wear a hat all the fricken time yet you don’t have hat hair. ur hair looks fresh from the salon all the time? i call foul play

thelegendofzelda:

ok. so u mean to tell me that u wear a hat all the fricken time yet you don’t have hat hair. ur hair looks fresh from the salon all the time? i call foul play

Gaga’s speech during Born This Way at the ARTPOP ball in Los Angeles. x

snorlaxatives:

i’m not cleaning that up

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vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

gnarly:

in math class like

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Pokémon The First Movie | Ending Scenes

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

sheikahstone:

when u walk into a new room and u hear the redeads moaning

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive