Islanders & Sailors

vocaroo:

jumpingjohnwatson:

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

Only twenties kids remember the twenties

..what

katara:

this is my favorite one 

katara:

this is my favorite one 

iknowthechanceimtaking:

Looking good, 3DS. Looking good.

iknowthechanceimtaking:

Looking good, 3DS. Looking good.

alternativepokemonart:

Artist
Dialga by request.

alternativepokemonart:

Artist

Dialga by request.

alternativepokemonart:

Artist
Swampert by request.

alternativepokemonart:

Artist

Swampert by request.

rosaparking:

feliannie:

osamah:

rosaparking:

HONESTLY im pretty sure shrek has a huge wiener and i know he probably smells bad but idc CAUSE id let him do me

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wtf is wrong with you shrek would crush you before he even started 

um how would u even know lol racist

julielikesgirls:

Same

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

allievitalis:

(x)
gopher-gold:

Robes: a trilogy

gopher-gold:

Robes: a trilogy

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy